Once in a Thousand Years

That's the weather experts' verdict on this amazing spring we're having: a once-in-a-thousand-years event. I told Dean that we're setting records that may never be broken in our lifetime! We'll be able to say, when in some future year people are murmuring appreciatively over a +6 degree day in March, "Ahhhh, but you should have seen the spring of Oh-Twelve! Why, the roses were in bloom by April! And we were eating zucchini in May! There's never been a year like it..."