Monday, September 29, 2008

Toothbrush trauma

Conversation last night, just before going to bed:

Me: Dean, which toothbrush are you using? The only one here is the orange one.
Dean: I'm using the one I've always used.
Me: But the orange one is MY toothbrush!
Dean: I haven't switched toothbrushes.
Me: You're supposed to be using the green one.
Dean: Right.
Me: But there is no green one!
Dean: Oh...
Me: So, have you been using MY toothbrush?
Dean: NO!!!
Me: Then what have you been using?
Dean: ....Uh...Nothing.
Me: Well, the only thing to be done is to throw away ALL the toothbrushes, and start over with some new ones.
Dean: But, I've just gotten used to the green one!
Me: THERE IS NO GREEN ONE!!

4 Comments:

Blogger Kasia said...

ROFL.

You two have been married how long?

10:50 am  
Blogger Dr. Mabuse said...

Twenty-two years. You soon-to-be newlywed - this is what you have to look forward to!

2:09 pm  
Blogger Kasia said...

If I hadn't already gone and fallen in love with the Canuck, I think consecrated life would be looking pretty good about now... ;-)

4:57 pm  
Blogger Justthisguy said...

What's the big deal? You two are married, and presumably have rubbed mucous membranes together before (you have kids) so what's a little bit of shared spit?

3:28 pm  

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