New devilry from James
James has invented a new game to drive us insane - we call it "soap scratching". It's just what it sounds like - taking a brand new bar of soap, ripping off the wrapper, and then standing near us and scratching it with his fingernails. I don't know why, but it's just maddening! All those little soap scrapings falling on the floor, and he's giggling like mad the whole time. Plus, you suddenly discover that 4 fresh bars of soap now have lost their wrappers, and they have to be put somewhere to keep them from getting tattered and dirty. I know - dirty soap sounds like an oxymoron, but it exists. And there's nothing worse than getting out a fresh bar of soap to wash your hands, and finding you have to scrub a layer of grubbiness off the soap before you can use it!