Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Just silliness - colonoscopies

I don't know how old this is - I'm always the last to get jokes, so maybe everyone else has read this. But a friend sent it to Dean today, and I thought it was really funny, so here it is:

Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous.... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"

12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all..

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"

2 Comments:

Anonymous Christopher Johnson said...

I just wish that some of the lines that were running through my head when I had my prostate biopsy were suitable for families with young children. 8^0

11:59 pm  
Blogger Nicholodeon said...

I am starting to look forward to my prostate exams...what does that say about me?

Just kidding; but I tried that line out on a couple of friends (male) and didn't I get the strangest looks.

Gee, ain't life great? That line should go down in the anals of history. And with that, I will say 'Good night, Gracie.'

2:49 pm  

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