Al-Qaeda's new secret weapon
Desperate menopausal women.
A British woman has married a son of Osama bin Laden after a holiday romance and is to apply for a visa so that he can visit Britain, The Times has learnt.I'm praying...I'm praying that when they say "parish", they're referring to some municipal jurisdiction, like they have in Louisiana. NOT a Church of England parish. I'd like to salvage SOME respect for the CoE.
Jane Felix-Browne, a 51-year-old grandmother and parish councillor from Cheshire, has until now kept her marriage to Omar Ossama bin Laden, 27, secret from everyone apart from her immediate family and close friends. But she has now agreed to speak about her relationship with bin Laden’s fourth eldest son.
“I just married the man I met and fell in love with – to me he is just Omar,” she said. “I hope that people will take a step back and think what it was like when they fell in love. He is the most beautiful person I have ever met. His heart is pure, he is pious, quiet, a true gentleman, and he is my best friend.”She forgot to mention that he's "soft-spoken" - that's always included in the typical Islamist resume. But as Omar is husband number 6 for Jane, perhaps she's starting to mix them up.
Omar bin Laden left Saudi Arabia as a child when his father was expelled for his extremist beliefs, his wife said. Living in exile in Sudan and then Afghanistan, he saw at first hand the creation of al-Qaeda and its techniques. Mrs Felix-Browne said: “I never had any problem with his past. Omar did not do anything wrong. He was a child when he was in Afghanistan.”A nineteen-year old child. Well, when you're 51, I guess 19 DOES seem a bit like a child.
She said that her husband left Afghanistan before the attacks on the US on September 11, 2001. However, some reports claim that he split from his father only after the attack on New York and an argument about tactics.
Mrs Felix-Browne insisted: “He last saw his father in 2000 when they were both in Afghanistan. He left his father because he did not feel it was right to fight or to be in an army. Omar was training to be a soldier and he was only 19.
“He told me he has had no contact with his father since the day he left him. He misses his father. Omar doesn’t know if it was his father who was responsible for the 9/11 attacks. I don’t think we will ever know.”At least she's too old to reproduce. We don't need any more stupid genes floating around than we already have.
Now she hopes that Mr bin Laden will come to Britain. “He would like to spend quite a bit of time here,” she said. (I'll bet he would.)“There is no reason why he should not come to live, but I don’t think he would like the weather.”I've got an idea - how about we give him a visa, but get rid of YOU. I wonder, does England still have Bills of Attainder?
Mrs Felix-Browne said that the couple hoped to use their position to help to heal the wounds caused by her father-in-law. “All we want is peace in this world and I will do all I can to promote it.”