Wednesday, July 19, 2006

'What's all this, then?"

Guns, jihad books found in Ottawa home of accused terrorist.

Police seized several books, he said, including: Terrorism and Self Sufficiency, Defence of The Muslim Lands, The Religion And Doctrine of Jihad, CIA Special Operations and Equipment, The Art of War, On Guerrilla Warfare and an unspecified military manual.

I'm sure he has a REAL good reason for having all this stuff on hand. It reminds me of the old Monty Python episode, where Elizabethan England was being flooded by Spanish pornography.

"What's all this, then?" asks the bluff English copper (in doublet and hose, of course) when he comes across a shifty Spaniard coming ashore in a rowboat filled with magazines with such titles as "Bum & Tits".

"Ees jus' some leeterature, senor," whines the Spaniard.

UPDATE: A friend reminds me of another passage from that same sketch:

"...and let's not forget 'Gay Boys in Bondage', William Shakespeare's new play about one man's great love for his fellow man!
(now wait...that sounds kinda like something ECUSA/TEC would really get into!)

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